camilla the cat-2

3 rows back Camilla spotted moti-max-monty dog...or 3M's dog as friends fondly called him. he was splayed on a comfortable sofa in the lounge area that he habitually reserved. bedecked in jewellery and served by two human bearers he painted a perfect picture of opulence.

moti -max-monty was the richest animal in the vicinity of football field nagar area.
he belonged to a rich, divorced socialite who left her entire property to her dog.

from there Monty dog never looked back. he added his father's and grandfather's name to his own to make it look a little like the titled names of the European aristocratic dogs he met on his summer retreat. in fact, reports suggest that he wanted to add two more generations in his name but had to put down the idea after his tax lawyers protested at the quantum of extra work involved in writing down his name , year after year.

of late monty bog has been spotted in London lobbying for a "peerage". he even asks his acolytes to address him as "sir" moti-max-monty.

sir moti-max-monty or sir 3M's has a wide range of interests. his name is a fusion of east and west. his crusades for dog pride are historic . and if you discount the extra bit of flab ( after all money should show), an out of shape body( little time!!) and a bad face ( blame it on nature) , sir 3M's is quite a looker.

his recent forays are in Indian history. after he read about the forts of central India he rechristened his refurbished villa as "moti mahal" after his illustrious grandfather.on his Gwalior trip he came to know of a monument for sale called "kutia mahal". he promptly bought the property and developed it into a 5 star dotel.(dog hotel). guests are offered 56 varieties of dog food and can sit and enjoy humans fighting or running. they can even put bets on the humans of their choice.

the canine magazine recently called it "dog world's answer to Hilton" , though it failed to specify whether it meant the hotel or the heiress.

a group of academic dogs have opposed these practices and called it un-dog like . they even started an organization called PETH, and got adverts done by doga, the dog superstar of the millennium.

there were murmurs that his grandfather was a common bone chaser in drought time orissa and his father was a cheap police dog.

sir 3 M's brought the murmurs to rest by bringing out an illustrated coffee table book which traced the lineage of sir 3M's family back to the time when moti the first crossed the Asian grasslands leading the marauding Turkish hordes, becoming the first dog in Indian subcontinent.

the most glorious chapter was of course , of his namesake Monty the third who lead a valiant dog squad in a dazzling military action at Waterloo. at one point he swam half the length of English channel to chase a french ship.

it inspired one of the most famous poems in English language " charge of the dog brigade"

of course with his present string of blazing success Monty the present could end up being the greatest of all time.


to be continued...hopefully :)